That fart!! Click That fart my relatives! Yesterday was like most days, making me stupid in front of my compu, reading celebrity gossip, taking recipes for facial masks, looking to raise my dog \u200b\u200bto bite the genitals do not try every time I go, seeing as elaborate pumps home, finally one of my buddies on msn send me a file which speaks of farts and I really resolved the doubts many had about the same, behold, I expose my questions and their answers.
What makes farts not smell?
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide and sulfur (hydrogen sulfide) free in the mix.
The more sulfur rich your diet is more of these gases will be produced by bacteria in their intestines, and more will your farts stink.
Foods like onions, cauliflower, eggs, are notorious for producing smelly farts. On the other hand, for example, beans produce large amounts of farts, but not necessarily smelly
Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by the anal opening. The noise depends on the speed of expulsion of gas and how close is the opening of the anal sphincter muscles.
In popular terms, a tight ass will roar louder.
So the fart that surprise, that despite trying out 'blow' (quiet), thundered out well before the perplexed faces of others (as if they never had one and were lying 'extrapedestres').
How gas produces a normal person?
in average values, a person produces the equivalent of about a liter of farts a day (if we go a little box of surprises, rather a box of farts, so them go or they will explode like balloons), distributed approximately 14 daily farts!, so do not deny it.
How long until the fart comes to someone's nose?
depends on weather conditions, humidity and wind speed, also the distance between people.
Farts are also scattered, its nauseating potential decreases with dilution.
Some people assumed supernatural powers, how to 'levitate' bed sheets. In fact, only a powerful fart and, quite possibly, next attempted suffocation divorced, think, do not the worst? The most difficult to disperse, seem 'sticky'.
Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small, enclosed area, like an elevator, a small room or in a car, because these conditions limit the available quantity of diluent (air) and the fart will remain at a level which will allow your perception any longer, until it condenses on the walls.
Do some people never fart?
No. If a person is alive, farts, sure, there are no exceptions or milagritos.
Some people are found, they fart hours after died.
Do men fart more than women?
utterly false! Women fart as much as men.
The fact is that men are less fearful, on the contrary, under certain circumstances, is proud to fart more loudly, more often and more painfully than others.
Does fart is a burp that went the wrong side?
No. The phrase 'Belching is a fart that took the elevator' is pure folklore.
The belching from the stomach and has a different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric air and most gases produced by bacteria.
"Where are the farts we've endured?
How many times you hold a fart, intending to drop it in the first appropriate opportunity, then it's gone?
What actually came out slowly without the person noticing?
Was absorbed into the bloodstream?
Or what actually happened?
Physicians agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed.
just returned to the intestines and then exits.
This reaffirms the fact that farts are not lost or destroyed but only 'delay'.
Do others feel more the smell that the author himself?
The fart should, in theory, both the smell it gives to other people, but who does have an advantage because of having driven away from your body, away from your nose.
However, fart against the wind, cancels this advantage.
If it seems interesting to study because what the hell and if not ....
No fart!
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