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The Diary of an asshole. Karate Kid

That fart band! some time ago I started to check my emails with a cracker of these aunt rose and a cup of milk, had about 6 unread emails but seeing a girl in my inbox I missed the rest and that was what I read This I did because my girl does not send me emails unless planes are important or very shit, the title was "The Diary of an asshole" and then I want to share with you.

Ladies and gentlemen, bloggers and bloggers, napkins and diapers, with a daily pc asshole.

This story is for those who occasionally have made them a hard day and need
revenge from that made them.

was sitting at my desk when making a phone call and I answered a kind of evil genius.

YOU WANT!,
I said, 'Bueeeenaas, could talk to Luis Gonzalez? "
'Not this idiot lives here. " And I hung up the phone in the most rude.

turns out he had dialed a wrong number, so I proceeded to call the number listed.
After hanging up, look at the phone number wrong in my desk, I decided to call this number and the person who answered hung up.

I said - 'You're a CULEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO' and hung up. Immediately
enter that number on my agenda and I put next to the word Culero ..
Every week when I was a stone called the guy and when I answered he said:''You're a CULEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO
! '.

This made me feel much better, but while I found the Caller ID service, so I just stop calling for a few days to Culero.
Then it occurred to me the following: Check your phone number and saying what he said: "
Buenooouuuu?
I said,
- 'Good evening, I call the Sales Department of Telmex to know if you know the service ID Call ... "
The guy replied:
'NO' and I said, 'That's because you are fucking CULEEEEEEROOOOOOO WEEE'.

GALLERIES One day I was waiting on a lady came out to park the truck in the space she vacated.
Well, it turns out that when the lady came out, came a guy driving a blue Renault and went to the brave, it recurs, but nothing, the guy just got off the car and went to the mall completely ignoring me. Given his attitude

thought "this is a Culero" and that's when I noticed that his car had a sign that read: FOR SALE ... PHONE CALL 871-15-18.

Then I called the rate of Renault:
- Yes, I speak with the lord of the blue Renault 9 is for sale?
"Yes, talk to him.
- Could you tell me where I can see it?
"Yes, I live in Puebla No. 1216 is a yellow house and the car is in front of the house.
"My name is Eduardo Chacon and I can find in the house after 6 PM.
Thanks. I said. "I can tell you something Eduardo?
"Yes, of course.
-Eduardo ... YOU ARE A CULEEEEEROOOOOOOOO. And he hung up.

Well, from that day and had two Culeros to call.
After a couple of time by calling the belt, it got boring, so I decided to make it more fun
and I did the following: Call

Culero No. 1. And the guy rude
replied: WHAT YOU WANT?
And then I said, 'Are you the Culero?' But not hung.
The guy said: - Are you there? ... See if you stop calling me bastard.
I said, "I do not give me the fucking win, as you see it?.
The guy asked me softly ... What's your name?
- Eduardo Chacon said.
- Where do you live?
- A little if you come from? ... No. 1216 Puebla Street in a yellow house where a blue Renault ahead.
- In less than an hour I'm there to break your mother you son of a bitch!
I said - Uuuuuy yes ... I'm shitting the shock! Culero!,
CULEEEEROOOOOOOOOOO!, And he hung up.

After that I called the Culero No. 2, and when she answered I said ... That Fart Culero.
- PUTO ... If I ever find you, I'll break your face and legs!, he said.
- So is the thing?, I said ... because today is your chance because in less than an hour I
at home to break your mother, CULEEEROOOOOOOOOOO to see you're going to do.

Then I called the police and told them I was going to Calle de Puebla No. 1216 to kill my boyfriend
knife that I found with another man.
Then call the most prestigious newspaper "Debate" to report that the police had found two daggers
to DEAD, and gave them the address.

Then I went to the nearest OXXO, buy a liter coca, a bag of popcorn and a micro
Malboro, you know the mother and the fact I went there to see the show: About 6 patrols

around the house, two assholes giving of madrassas in the street, police
trying to separate them, making them rethink an advisor and cameras
reporting a dispute between two gay subversive passion.

What do you think?? That IF is to be a .... CULEEEEEROOOOOO
!
PS As
not happened to me!

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That fart band! I've always been a fan of Karate Kid, I remember my mom ever got to paint and try to paint as if painting the fence and ended up getting a chingadazos my mother for making it so slow and so bluffing hahaha, long ago watching the trailers for see that movie to see on film this week I came across the trailer for the new Karate Kid, leaving Jaden Smith, a chingoneria that kid I like, bring in the blood, Jackie Chan never liked his movies but here is a noticeable more serious action, out this summer and I want to see, here is videito and even subtitles for the dudes who do not understand the English!

Nerovision Express 3.1.0.21

Decline bicentennial!

That Pediná ball of my good readers! and time had not "paste" in my "block" and that the net as I have been very blank mind and entering the post and leaving behind my Quesque justficaciones, yesterday I realized that I have been stiffened little heart and I have become very insensitive and I've always had great empathy with people and I spent two days strange things, for example the day before yesterday I was doing several things, I got my girl at work and also went through his cousin and her boyfriend who is my buddy, then we went to the "mierdonalds" when we were at the counter, asking our burgers and a boy approached asking him acompletaramos to buy a cone that they sell for $ 6, my girl without thinking you asked for a cone of teen mud that we were taking and ordered it to give the little kid that you do not I mentioned but I was a child of the streets by their clothes dirty, I never bothered me that kind of people and only said, "you get it right now brother giving him a pat on the back, we went to sit, a 15 minutes later came a more mugroson more huevudon Chaville about 15 years, shaved, more perverted, and scarred in the coconut, the dude comes up to me and tells me that if I give her potatoes, I already had done to me and my had very little girl, just look at it and comment: "I have no brother," the dude sitting at the table next to us and we just stared as if expecting us to feel hurt, my baby-faced "no mames click castroso" gets a ticket for $ 20 and gave it to my reaction if it was that no manches wey you fart, not because you had no mothers! my girl just nodded and said it shits me and watch me while I eat, the same child after the cone is about and asks for another cone, I just laughed when my girl was sending him straight to his cock with one, is real joke! The boy went to fuck someone else.

My point is: who fart with these bastards, I understand that they are street children who do not have the same opportunities that you and I but not thread is passed, and they ask as if your obligasion them and ten minutes later and see all monkeys fucking lying on the sidewalk, my buddy just mention that as it was possible for assholes "mierdonalds" no take out those bastards the restaurant, bad fart that live with the clearest example of the decay where is my beloved country!

Another example is that yesterday, was to wash the car about 10 minutes from my house and drove along an avenue that speed is not high, some meters ahead stopped traffic bastard which is not normal in this part, as traffic moved, I saw two police cars stopping traffic and told my brother and another guy who went with me, "mothers and up ahead is a dead man "coming to the scene, there was a Chavita of some 18 years or less likely lying face down lifeless, choro, about 15 meters if not more a man who was seen as more advanced age upside down and without tennis, the most bastard is what I felt before if he saw any dead on the street and that turned my stomach and felt something strange, just yesterday I felt absolutely nothing, all I said was that little wey mother of the abuse, sure would like to 140 or more to throw it that far.

And a few days ago the Basque made a comment about insecurity in Mexico, but my guy is the Jerry posting something about it, my view is that the net if our country as a bitch but so that for example I am already so used to seeing dudes dead, shot by rats because, or because they crashed their car, or that he wanted to steal his wallet and the worst thing is that while I've seen the super or somewhere, I do not see in the newspapers, I do not fucking buy newspapers because they are good shit and I fucking sensationalist front-page with bloody people and others.

That fart with the picture ??!!! journalism is not much but for me, it is not! Greetings

until the next band!